I could write so much about this inflamed testicle of a band, but what can I say that Metalsucks didn’t write already.

Make up your own mind (well, if you’re a 14 year old, you may struggle with this a little, so let me help you: don’t risk listening to this and the propensity for self loathing and self harm that it will lead to. Also, this isn’t a ‘gateway band’ for other ‘metal’, it’s a pointless diversion. If you’re trying to offend your parents try Archgoat or Pig Destroyer instead which would be far more effective and take up smoking weed in your bedroom. )